"But mostly shaft and balls."

I’ll be on my deathbed taking my last breathes when Death will appear before me.

He will extend his hand to lead me into the afterlife.

I will extend my deepest gratitude to him.

But first.

Let me take a selfie!

I was just sipping some coffee and eating my wrap at RaceTrac when noticed the sign on this door and realized, “Hey! I can go in there!”

I was just sipping some coffee and eating my wrap at RaceTrac when noticed the sign on this door and realized, “Hey! I can go in there!”

When people try to correct you on things that you clearly know more about.

programwitch:

Nyan Cat the Movie

Because memes can be played by an orchestra too :D This is an orchestrated version of the Nyan Cat song, originally written by DaniWellP. (Also on YouTube)

This makes me so happy that I shit rainbows and barf glitter!