"But mostly shaft and balls."

I’ll be on my deathbed taking my last breathes when Death will appear before me.

He will extend his hand to lead me into the afterlife.

I will extend my deepest gratitude to him.

But first.

Let me take a selfie!

I was just sipping some coffee and eating my wrap at RaceTrac when noticed the sign on this door and realized, “Hey! I can go in there!”

I was just sipping some coffee and eating my wrap at RaceTrac when noticed the sign on this door and realized, “Hey! I can go in there!”

If you ever feel not pretty and ugly, just remember, Jay-Z ended up with Beyonce, so you sure as hell have a chance.
kimm-60495:

TELL ME ABOUT ITTT!!! (._.)

kimm-60495:

TELL ME ABOUT ITTT!!! (._.)

getdowngetdownnow:

Friend?
itsjustmesally:

ahhhh
magmar:

just another day on the job..

magmar:

just another day on the job..

onewonderfulbug:

Always wondered about that.

onewonderfulbug:

Always wondered about that.

diamondize:

this is all me :)

diamondize:

this is all me :)