"But mostly shaft and balls."
groot should be a pokemon!

noticemeeesenpai:

another-pokemon-kid:

pokemon-global-academy:

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yes!

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And Rocket Zigzagoon!

oops my hands slipped

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Dancing Baby Groot!

anyone who has a problem with the new smash leaks can meet me in the

gafsketchbook:

This is why i think Avatar should be R rated 

sir-hathaway:

crownedprinceofprozac:

2-shane-s:

but can you fuck it?

Ima fuck it

Science porn,

pinkadillydoo:

[full view!!]

What's the most illegal thing you ever did?
Anonymous

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

baby husky’s first time in the snow

nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.
my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)
stunningpicture:

I took a panoramic photo at a concert and lights changed in the middle of it. This is the result

stunningpicture:

I took a panoramic photo at a concert and lights changed in the middle of it. This is the result