|—||Morrissey, 1984 (when asked what his worst habit was)|
LOOK HOW CUTE SHE LOOKS
The best face Link has ever made
Ops… that was totally unexpected
Heelllooooo sexy ass barista. Can I have some extra caramel drizzle and your dick in my mouth?
Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic
"so they don’t panic"
The life of a Guinea Pig is 200% panic
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
I wish none of you were sad
I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet
try and one up me again bitch
Cat realizes he’s a cat