remember when nickelodeon picked the worst possible name for their halloween sweepstakes
Gary’s Sex Tips #1002
If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!
The Photos Disney Characters Would Take If They Had Instagram Accounts by Simona Bonafini.
I wonder who this actress is. I can only imagine her on the phone talking about this. “Mom, I got the part! Yeah, I’m gonna be finger blasted by Evan Peters’ prosthetic mutated claw! I have to call grandma and tell her the good news.”
you’re lying if you say you’ve never recorded yourself singing because you were sure you had talent and were so deeply disappointed that you just deleted the recording and pretended it never happened
oh my god
I hope he never becomes problematic bc i love him
can we talk about this
just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is
if people have the right to the hospital then i have the right to critically wound them
If people have the right to education then I have the right to give them brain damage
If people have the right to speak freely then I have the right to silence them permanently.