"But mostly shaft and balls."
Avoiding people. I avoid people that I actually like. I suppose that’s a phobia, but it’s also a habit.
Morrissey, 1984 (when asked what his worst habit was)
precumming:

LOOK HOW CUTE SHE LOOKS

precumming:

LOOK HOW CUTE SHE LOOKS

gaymerlag:

4ever-the-animator:

R.O.B’s day just keeps getting better

…well then ok

nocturne-shadow:

The best face Link has ever made

nocturne-shadow:

The best face Link has ever made

ginruru:

Ops… that was totally unexpected

wasitallsmokeandmirrors:

Heelllooooo sexy ass barista. Can I have some extra caramel drizzle and your dick in my mouth?

wasitallsmokeandmirrors:

Heelllooooo sexy ass barista. Can I have some extra caramel drizzle and your dick in my mouth?

katara:

craigtucker-futhermucker:

animalics:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic

HNNNNGGG

"so they don’t panic"
The life of a Guinea Pig is 200% panic 

katara:

craigtucker-futhermucker:

animalics:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic

HNNNNGGG

"so they don’t panic"

The life of a Guinea Pig is 200% panic 

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

foxgrl:

miruinnuial:

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

try and one up me again bitch

lanasblunt:
rlmjob:

good

rlmjob:

good

onlylolgifs:

Cat realizes he’s a cat