"But mostly shaft and balls."
nintendocafe:


Hyrule Warriors Direct coming on August, 4th, 2014
Hyrule Warriors Direct will be shown on Nintendo’s website on Monday, Aug. 4 at 11 p.m. ET and will feature new details on the Wii U title, which will launch in Japan on Aug. 14, Europe on Sept. 19 and in North America on Sept. 26.

nintendocafe:

Hyrule Warriors Direct coming on August, 4th, 2014

Hyrule Warriors Direct will be shown on Nintendo’s website on Monday, Aug. 4 at 11 p.m. ET and will feature new details on the Wii U title, which will launch in Japan on Aug. 14, Europe on Sept. 19 and in North America on Sept. 26.

moosekingofhell:

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

I am especially sensitive to, and annoyed by, people who pride themselves on “just telling it like it is”. Sometimes these people possess a rare gift of insight and kindness, but more often, they’re being cruel and disguising it as some sort of lame superpower. Giving someone the hard truth doesn’t make you more insightful, it makes you the asshole who saw the same thing everyone else saw and decided it might make you feel better to say it out loud.

Lessons I’ve Learned From Being a Therapist (via brutereason)

Which is good. Otherwise the person wouldn’t have known the truth, so they would have developed their opinions and views based on something false. Sometimes it will come off as nice, sometimes it will come off as mean. You need to be able to hear both.

toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK
O M G

toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK
O M G

-What does it say?
-Same as all the others.

lnfamy:

you dont need someone to treat you like you’re perfect and free from flaws, you need someone who will treat you like you’re human and love you even though you mess up and use up all the hot water and put the empty milk carton back in the fridge by accident 

elladrondelibros:

When I find out a cute boy isn’t gay
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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

malia tate in text posts.
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NEXT TIME ON DETECTIVE HALE: will he realise that the red liquid on the floor is blood, will he work out that the non-breathing person is dead and will Miss Tate ever stop being so easily impressed? TUNE IT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE.

foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow