Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.
Which is good. Otherwise the person wouldn’t have known the truth, so they would have developed their opinions and views based on something false. Sometimes it will come off as nice, sometimes it will come off as mean. You need to be able to hear both.
I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK
O M G
you dont need someone to treat you like you’re perfect and free from flaws, you need someone who will treat you like you’re human and love you even though you mess up and use up all the hot water and put the empty milk carton back in the fridge by accident
When I find out a cute boy isn’t gay
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
malia tate in text posts.
inspired by ( x )
NEXT TIME ON DETECTIVE HALE: will he realise that the red liquid on the floor is blood, will he work out that the non-breathing person is dead and will Miss Tate ever stop being so easily impressed? TUNE IT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE.
maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow