"But mostly shaft and balls."

noelfieldingnoelfielding:

tupacabra:

liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

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without it its just

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NYELLO

there will come a day when i will stop reblogging this, but today is not the day.

vikkilovely:

I almost died laughing.

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

This is not your daughter, do you understand? Her name is Eleanor, and she is mine.

hoe-bana:

Me when I have kids

ruinedchildhood:

I need this. Can I get an 18 wheeler tho

ruinedchildhood:

I need this. Can I get an 18 wheeler tho

lordofkobol:

gaynerd616:

Michael Hamm as Captain America
*swoons*


forever swoon.

lordofkobol:

gaynerd616:

Michael Hamm as Captain America

*swoons*

forever swoon.

merethnuingiliath:

videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 



I knew before I scrolled down that gif would be there.

merethnuingiliath:

videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 

I knew before I scrolled down that gif would be there.

lordofkobol:

guys in glasses are ALWAYS a win.


A kingdom of isolation
And it looks like I’m the queen

A kingdom of isolation

And it looks like I’m the queen

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

finalfenrirsoldier:

I don’t know if it’s been done yet

easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*