me when i miss my flight
How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump
You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.
"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question.
me auditioning to model
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK
you mean to tell me
that there was a god damn CUT OPEN BOOB
AND BOYS WERE STILL SEXUALISING IT
FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DOES NO ONE SEE HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS
You mean an animal relating something back to one of it’s most primal instincts?! ALERT THE FEMINAZIS!
i cant believe they named an entire dog breed after pitbull
Rotating Bicycle Wheel Pizza Slicer - $25 / €18 / £15
i’m just reblogging this for how pERFECT the use of that gif was
I GET SO JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WHO SEE COOL SHIT ON THE LOG IN PAGE
BECAUSE I NEVER SEE THE LOG IN PAGE
BECAUSE I NEVER FUCKING LOG OUT
People log out?
Dogs falling asleep in their food
The best photoset I have ever seen a direct window into my soul